There are some days when I think I've really got my shit together. Washing machines on (a true sign of shit togetherness!) House is (semi) tidy, the kids are clean and clothed, we are on time for school runs/ child minder drop offs, I've managed to whisp a bit of mascara on and feel I can face whatever the universe wants to throws my way!
Then there are days like today. Days where if someone even farted in your direction it would knock you into an oblivion of despair.
A 4.50am start with the youngest, running after them both to put clothes on, teeth brushing optional because I can't be bothered with the arguments, bundling us all in the car hoping we haven't forgotten anything, kids successfully dropped off, driving to work - car engine management light comes on , get to work, and well, work! (Probation not massage!) Eye test booked in lunch break- go to leave, yes I've forgotten my wallet no money for the test- eye test cancelled, no money to buy a spotty children in need t-shirt for 'wear a spotty top for children in need non uniform day at the school' because I've left it to the last minute (again.) Feeling like a total failure as a human being! it's truly been a shit day and many tears were held back!
You can never predict what's going to be from one day to the next! Embrace the shit togetherness days and marvel In their wonder! But also embrace the absolute failure fuck up days, it's ok to not have it together every day! We're human! So grab a glass of wine, put your feet up and have a rolo yoghurt, things will be better in the morning (hopefully!) #shittogetherness #shittogether #failurefuckupdays #dispair #weareallsuperwomen #onlyhuman #mother #wife #homemaker #businesswoman #massagetherapist #guiltyconscience #feetup #timetorelax #prayforsleep #roloyoghurt #wine